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漫遊者今年參加了好多場婚禮,在婚宴上看著一對對的新人進場、敬酒、切蛋糕、合照、送客,也時常思考著:打發了所有賓客和長輩後,新娘新郎除了親熱,還可以做些什麼呢?
(往下看之前,酸酸們在心裡也先想好一個答案吧,最後我也會把我想的告訴你們)
美國的Reddit論壇曾熱烈討論過伴侶在新婚之夜所做的事,結果顛覆了許多人的想像,本以為是性愛是重頭戲,但只有一小部分的夫妻會這麼做。那麼大家都做些什麼呢?
一、以剩餘的食物果腹
"The day was exhausting from all the... everything. I anticipated this, so our flight out for our honeymoon wasn't until the next day. We left the reception and drove an hour to a nice hotel near the airport. We spent the evening eating leftovers from our reception and talking/laughing about the big day. Then we slept, and it was wonderful."
早上睡醒就梳妝打扮、確認行程、招待來賓,累到沒有時間吃飯。所以傍晚我們狠狠地享受用了婚宴上的美食,接著一起步入夢鄉, 那真是美好。
二、累到睡著了
"We were both mentally and physically exhausted by the time we made it to the suite so we went straight to bed. To sleep."
我們累翻囉,婚禮讓我們在精神上和肉體上都感到深沉的疲倦。晚宴結束後,我們用最後一口氣爬回套房,躺到床上,接著就睡著了。
三、一起洗個熱水澡
"Took a bath, fell asleep."
我們一起洗個熱水澡就睡著囉。
"We soaked in the huge tub in our hotel room...and had sex."
我們在飯店的按摩浴缸洗了鴛鴦浴,接著享受性愛。
四、擁抱入睡
"For the first time in my life I said, "Can we just cuddle tonight?". I was too drunk."
我醉到不省人事,平生第一次親口說出:「我們就這樣抱著直到睡著好嗎?」
五、窩在床上看場電影
"We were pretty wiped but we stayed up and watched 'Dumb and Dumber' in the hotel room."
我們精疲力盡了,但最後還是窩在床上,用VOD挑了一部電影。
六、找好友聊天
"Sex, then drinking with friends."
我們將新婚夜獻給了彼此的摯友,大家一起喝酒談心。當然,是在做愛過後。
七、點算禮金
“Counted the money our guests gave us…then had spectacular, guilt-free sex!”
我們算了賓客包給我們的禮金,在荷包滿滿的心情下,享受無罪惡感的性愛。
八、回家睡覺,準備迎接成為老公老婆的第一個早晨
"We went home, he helped me take the pins out of my hair, and then I took a shower to get all of the hairspray out. Then we went to bed."
我們回到家,卸下所有頭的髮夾、髮簪和裝飾,洗了澡直接睡覺。迎接成為老公老婆的第一個早晨。
讀到這,酸酸是不是也對自己的婚禮產生憧憬了呢?漫遊者的新婚朋友跟我說,婚宴辦在下午,對新人會比較友善,一來晚上能有比較多的時間相處:二來,如果酒醉或累攤,可以有更多時間休息重整,不至於把整個新婚之夜都睡完了。
如果是我,在新婚之夜大概也是會躲在飯店裡,而且要選有舞池和泳池那種。午夜,就把所有的燈都關掉,跟情人抱在一起,靜靜地,記得並享受他/她的感覺。
最後祝福過去、現在、未來的酸酸們,新婚愉快:)
別忘了分享你的經驗或你所期待的新婚夜喔~
〔VIA:huffingtonpost、reddit、adaymag〕
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